COCK'S ALIVE!

HOLD THE PHONE! Les lied to the masses. The natoriouse Bob C. Cock, lesser known by his birth name Adam Gates;( as stated in an interview with Claypool shortly after the release of Tales from the Punchbowl), isn't dead! As stated by somone on Claypool's staff; "Bob was a close friend of the band that loved babes and cocaine. Every New Year's Eve, old Bob would perform with the band. Sadly, Bob passed away in the early months of 1999. He had a little too much coke one night, and now he's snorting Satan's Powder AKA Peruvian flake with Jesus H. Christ." HOWEVER, if our good friend Bob was acualy dead, how did he write an article in Primus's latest album's booklet. And even more evidance can be located again in the booklet again. The article could have been written before his death, but how did Adam produce the album from a supposid grave! This means one of two conclutions. A) Adam is a zombie (I like this theory the best.) B) Adam whanted to fade away out of the hazed Primus lime-light, but not entirly. Time will tell, for with time a pungent fishy oder will rise from his walking corpse....