Do you know what would be fun....

To watch two guys with these arm wrestle:

Party Games

One of my favorite things to do at a party is smoke a bunch of PCP and start taking people's rectal temperatures without permission.
-George Carlin

Disease

In the book Tuesdays with Morrie, Morrie had Lou Gehrig's disease. But what isn't genrally known is that because of a mix-up at the hospital, Lou Gehrig hd Hodkin's disease, Hodkin had Parkinson's disease, and Parkinson had Alzheimer's disease. Unfortunately, Alzheimer couldn't remember whose disease he hade. He thinks it might have been Wally Pip.
-George Carlin

be looking for the new weekly word of wisdom from George Carlin, even though we have two today...