Disease

In the book Tuesdays with Morrie, Morrie had Lou Gehrig's disease. But what isn't genrally known is that because of a mix-up at the hospital, Lou Gehrig hd Hodkin's disease, Hodkin had Parkinson's disease, and Parkinson had Alzheimer's disease. Unfortunately, Alzheimer couldn't remember whose disease he hade. He thinks it might have been Wally Pip.
-George Carlin

be looking for the new weekly word of wisdom from George Carlin, even though we have two today...