Found Movie Mistake Have I...

So tonight I was watching a great movie, The Machinest which everyone should see. But I have a bad habbit of easily getting bored with movies so I was flipping channels during the slow parts. I landed on Stars Wars 3 at one point and almost flipped the channel (becouse I hate Star Wars) but then relized that it was at Luke and Leha's (or however that slug whore's name is written) birth scene, and dicided to watch. To some up the scene in a few words, bitch dies. But it was at this momment I reclled in the final movie, Luke and Slug ho recall what they remember of there mother. This scene is in the vicinity of when luke reviels to the princess that they are twins; which means all the kinky incest they've been having will result in retarded children that Han Solo will have to father. (Like thats a good idea, get an alcholic mob guy to be the daddy. And while your at it, invite over his follicle life partner; who he probably has had confused drunken homoerotic intercoarse with.) But anyways back to the movie mistake. If the twins are able to remember there mom, this would contradict her death in the birth room; the same one where a droid hollers "But Miss Pademay, I don't know nothin' 'bout bithin' no babies!" Hoho, I wish.

There is another Green Andy?

I stubled across the grapevine one evening and discovered another Green Andy, he's a new york musician who reminds me of our ol' one eyed, top hatted pals. The music he endorses is a variation of trippy shit worth taking a inebriated ear to. You can check him out at www.greenandy.com

I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THIS!

I have told you all about this comecial and how wierd it is, I saw it at my Grandparents house inOhio, now you can too. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/nortonfurniture.html

WE ARE 1 YEAR OLD!!!

So Porkcarbohidrates has been a blog for a year now, and have gone through 5 titles! (Vincent and Leslie, Happy Folk Inc., I am Mean Mr. Mustard, The Seamus Show, and Are We Over the Grapevine Yet?) We have become the most pointless blog online (who basicly steeslinks from other pages in order to survive.) We are a para-web-site. So we hope to still rant to you occationaly, and it is summer again so expect WAY more posts than what we have had for the past year. Heres to another upcoming year, and to many more... Cheers!(to both of you.)

Sometimes I like to watch this video to raise my self esteem

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1452931654938217726&q=drum+solo

Lucky Basterd

AWSOME ART

PLEASE take a like 50 minutes, and just look at everysingle last photo in this collection. It's a series of wall murals done by four guys. Absolutly increadabl art, each worthy of being in a gallery of great masterpieces! Unforchanetly I couldn't load any of the images on to here but I swear they are worth checking out.

http://www.oddwall.com/

Did you hear the news about Edwaaaaarrdddd.

"On the back of hiss headdd, he haad aanother face. Wassss it a womans face, or a young girlll. They said to remove it would kill him, so pooor Edward was dooomed."
-Tom Waits "Poor Edward" from the album Alice

I post these lyrics becouse this will be this kids high school quote under his senior photo.

Prom

In an odd twist of splendiferouse irony prom wasn't bad. It is true that the parapolygic seniors danced better than I, but I thouroly enjoyed myself. I have gret hopes that in the morn I'll sound like Mr. Waits. O yeah, Diabities sucks cuz yah had a bad day!

If you supress your voice while talking/singing you becom Tom Waits

o yeah the smashing pupmkins are backl togethor

I'm Sure Christian's Reaction was almost Identicle

See a sit head break his arm, you can even here it smash as he hits the rail. And then its a very graphic video of a idiot gasping "o-shit!" an infanite number of times. If you listen carfuly, you can here his moronic friend telling him to push it back, even though it resembles the shape of a fishing rod while reeling in a bass, and examples the flexility of a wet noodle. Its sure to raise a laugh or food from your esophagus. http://www.bofunk.com/video/1992/broken_arm.html

David Gilmour and his Disturbing Stare

I didn't catch the performance on tv, but it lives in infamy on the nbc website. Enjoy Mr. Gilmour, a Walrus-man back-up singer, and a croud of middle age fucks who I'd enjoy see beeing sodimized by a gagle of leemours on coke. You have your selection of Wish You Were Here and On An Island. Besides this, you get a gut wrenching nausia as the elderly guitar player/ singer stares at you in a demented fation that becones your hand to place a revolver in your mouth. Enoy
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/Toyota_Concert_Series/videos/david_gilmour02.shtml